Need help with that New Year’s Resolution?
“Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure!
You might remember me from other helpful videos such as Dig Your Own Grave and Save and Get Confident, Stupid!, but I am here today to tell you about the wonderful new secret of weight loss, proven effective by skinny mimes, sullen baristas, and beanpole beat poets.
Yes, you too can SMOKE YOURSELF THIN and I will show you how!”