http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/news/article2140271.ece
Professional miserablist, Morrissey invited to pitch for Eurovision.
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
I laughed until I stopped and then some more.
So expect lyrics such as…
“You have never been in love,
Until you’ve seen sunlight thrown
over smashed human bone”
“And you have never been in love,
Until you’ve seen the dawn rise,
behind the home for the blind”
… Eurovision 2007, I can’t wait!