Rockall Times: UK Residency Language Test

Warning: Snowflakes and those easily offended please don’t read

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

More NSFW humour from the pages of the Rockall Times

Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20060203135838/http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

Update: this is way more offensive than I remember it

Universe today flickr pool 3,000+ members, 76,000+ photos

Universe Today Group Pool on Flickr

http://www.universetoday.com/am/uploads/2005-0218planet-full.jpg

Update: Originally this was a hotlink to a particularly impressive photo which is no longer available.

I’ve replaced it with something far better. A link to the Universe Today Flickr Group. Some truly amazing photos taken by gifted amateurs.

One of the great things about astronomy is the way that ordinary people make significant contributions.

Quick link: https://flic.kr/go/gi2Cq

A Dozen New Planets Discovered: Universe today

Exo-planets – in 2005 they were still quite rare

http://www.universetoday.com/am/publish/12_new_planets.html?1822005

Summary – (Feb 18, 2005)

In the last month planet hunters have uncovered 12 new worlds orbiting other stars, bringing the total planet count to 145. Two European planet hunting teams have discovered 6 gas giants as part of the High Accuracy Radial velocity Planet Search (HARPS), and an American team uncovered 5 more using the W.M. Keck observatory in Hawaii. And a single, Pluto-sized planet was discovered orbiting a pulsar by Penn State’s Alex Wolszczan and Caltech’s Maciej Konacki.

The Wars of the Three Kingdoms 1642 – 1658

Cromwell at Marston Moor, by Victorian artist Ernest Crofts

http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/H/history/war/

Update: Original no longer accessible so here’s an alternative full of material about The Wars of the Three Kingdoms 1642 – 1658, particularly the English Civil War.

https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/learn/histories/the-english-civil-wars-history-and-stories/

English Heritage give plenty of links to primary source material

Lock up, Light up, Be secure

Haven’t been able to post recently because my house was burgled and the buggers stole all my computers (x2 laptops and my beloved Mac). So I’ve had to set up a new (temporary) system. Hopefully, things will return to normal soon as I backed up my bookmarks and most of my work related files were either on a spare machine at work or existed in hard copy.

The three rules of computing are:
1) Back up your files.
2) Always backup your files.
3) Never forget to backup your files.

Good advice, but I wish I had been more diligent.

Burglars? String ’em up, it’s the only kind of language they understand!

Real Irish Republican Army (RIRA); True IRA

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/nira.htm

From the web site:

“Suspected of receiving funds from sympathizers in the United States and of attempting to buy weapons from US gun dealers. RIRA also is reported to have purchased sophisticated weapons from the Balkans.

In May 2002, three Irish nationals associated with RIRA pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy to cause an explosion and trying to obtain weapons following their extradition from Slovenia to the United Kingdom.”

Update: Glad to see this site is still with us and archived properly. The full site (The Federation of American Scientists: Intelligence Resource Program) is well worth a look:

https://irp.fas.org/index.html

I like the concept of Open source Intelligence

The war on terror – American double standards

http://www.usni.org/Seminars/AnnualMeeting/04/annualmeeting04LehmanQA-2.htm

No longer available but the quotation stands on its own…

From the page:

“Finally, there are places in the world, not very far from you, that are very friendly with you, that have accepted terrorism as the norm for 30 or 40 years. And yet, I have been to bars in Boston where I have seen collections for more aid with “Would you like to put a dollar in here to kill a British soldier?” And as far as I can see, the response of your organization has been to accept that. Even as powerful as you are, you are going to need friends in the future. You’ve needed friends in the past. And the best friends that you have, in this country, are the United Kingdom. I’d just ask you to remember that.”


Whenever I hear Americans go on about the ‘War on terror’ I remember this and I remember those who died at the hands of the IRA.

Foodhub, recipes, cooking and baking

Chocolate muffins made by moi

http://food.hubcom.net/cgi-win/recipe.exe?1

Who needs to buy cookbooks when there are sites like this?

Update: back in 2005 `Recipe sites were a lot less ubiquitous than they are today. To be honest I can’t remember the last time I actually used a cookbook and not a website.

My personal go to website is the BBC, the rest I just bookmark into a folder if I like them.

Welcome to the Home Office

http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/

The Home Office, twinned with Mordor.



Tony Blair continues to eat away at the rights of free born Englishmen. From today I have to apply to the Secretary of State for permission to marry a foreigner, this came as a shock as my fiance and I presented our documents at the registry office today.

Now I can see why the thirteen colonies rebelled against good king George all those years ago.

Criticize Lin Biao and Confucius (1974)

http://www.iisg.nl/~landsberger/plpk.html

Updated: https://chineseposters.net/posters/g2-14

Criticize Lin Biao and Confucius (1974)


The girl is holding a paper which says ‘Criticize Lin Biao and Confucius most vigorously.’
The title says ‘ Criticizing Lin Biao and Confucius is the most important issue for the Party, the People’s Liberation Army and the whole Chinese people.’

Lin Biao’s death should be the subject of conspiracy sites, I mean, what really happened to him? Unless it happened in the west or concerns secret societies with ‘arcane knowledge’ hardly anybody is interested.

Apart from http://www.odu.edu/ao/instadv/quest/linbiao.html
Which is well worth reading.

I wonder where he’s going to stick that pen?

Stonehenge – Guide for visitors

“Stonehenge is the UK’s Unmissable Wonder”

http://www.stonehenge.org.uk/

Nice commercial site about Stonehenge, complete with a timeline and some good photos.

From the site:

“There is no documented purpose for this monument but it has been referred to as a burial place, a calendar, and a place of worship and sacrifice. While new research has ruled out some earlier theories, there is still no solid confirmation on the original purpose of this monument. One thing is for sure, knowing the time period that this monument was built and the lack of technology puzzles the mind and creates a worldwide fascination. If you have plans to visit England, no visit is complete without a visit to Stonehenge. The construction and purpose of this monument are still unsure by researchers, but when you walk onto this ground, you will experience a step back in the past. Some visitors find the experience majestic, celestial, or spiritual when they first encounter Stonehenge.”

NOVA Online | Nazi Prison Escape | Escaping Colditz

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/naziprison/colditz.html


If you are interested about the History of Colditz as a World War II POW camp then this is a well crafted site with views from both the Allied POWs and the German chief of security Reinhold Eggers.

From the site:

“Colditz Castle, a forbidding medieval edifice near Leipzig, Germany, was supposed to be the Nazis’ most escape-proof prison. Incorrigible Allied officers who had repeatedly escaped from other camps were sent to Colditz, the only German POW camp with more guards than prisoners. Yet English, French, Polish, Dutch, and other inmates managed to sneak out in surprising numbers. “

Make something Unreal competition winner

http://www.redorchestra.clanservers.com/

…and the winner is…

Red Orchestra

This game has a distinctly chilling but yet beautiful aura about it. Stunning graphics, realistic and accurate battlefields set in the harsh and brutal reality that was the Eastern Front in Europe (1941-1945).
I also feel a little uneasy when I think about gamers choosing to fight ‘in the SS’. Remember what happened to Prince Harry. However, if you are interested in historical accuracy then it can be argued that it’s justified.

The video for Red Orchestra is awesome and is a hefty 70 MBytes download.

INDOlink Poetry – Rabindranath Tagore Collection

Rabindranath Tagore, 7 May 1861 – 7 August 1941

http://www.indolink.com/Poetry/tgorIndx.html

The above link no longer works, so here’s an alternative

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/rabindranath-tagore

Nobel Prize winner 1913

The Gift
by Rabindranath Tagore
. (This poem is from ‘The Crescent Moon’ by Tagore)

I want to give you something, my child,
for we are drifting in the stream of the world.
Our lives will be carried apart,
and our love forgotten.
But I am not so foolish as to hope that
I could buy your heart with my gifts.

Young is your life, your path long, and
you drink the love we bring you at one draught
and turn and run away from us.
You have your play and your playmates.
What harm is there if you have no time
or thought for us.

We, indeed, have leisure enough in old age
to count the days that are past,
to cherish in our hearts what our
hands have lost for ever.
The river runs swift with a song,
breaking through all barriers.
But the mountain stays and remembers,
and follows her with his love.

I’m no homophobe: my aunt lived with a horse – The Local

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=626&date=20041116

Update this links works:

https://www.thelocal.se/20041116/626-3/

It’s a funny old world, well Sweden anyway…

“I’m no homophobe: my aunt lived with a horse”

“Since Jens Orback was appointed as Sweden’s equality minister, he’s been accused of all sorts of heinous crimes against political correctness. Feminists have accused him of not taking women’s rights seriously, and in a comment piece in Aftonbladet, gay groups said that he was a `family fundamentalist, colonialist and neoconservative’.

So it was in an attempt to set the record straight that the minister took to the airwaves on Sunday. Denying that he was intolerant of sexual minorities, he told Swedish Radio’s Ekot programme “I had a wonderful aunt who lived in Canada with a horse. I thought it was wonderful. Let people live as they wish.”

Orback’s comments have done nothing to endear him to gay rights campaigners.”

Zhao Ziyang – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhao_Ziyang

公来何晚,当围城时,大节未亏,百世流芳;公去真迟,神州沉沦,壮志难酬,此恨绵绵
‘Profoundly mourning Zhao Ziyang’s death:You came too early. When we were in a crisis, you didn’t betray your principles. For generations, people will remember your good name. You went away so late, the nation is sinking in the darkness. You didn’t accomplish your vision, and will forever be resentful’
Chinese script and translation via China Digital News http://journalism.berkeley.edu/projects/chinadn/en/

Channel 4 – Religion and Belief, Derren Brown, Messiah

http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsites/B/believeitornot/derrenbrown.html

Update: now available as an ‘on demand’ show

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/derren-brown-the-specials/on-demand/38958-001

This show was amazing, Mr Brown is a very clever man.

“Nietzsche made the point well that we equate truth with what we merely want to believe.

Science moves forward by changing its views based on observation. A learning machine, it wants to be shown to be wrong, so that it can dispassionately correct itself and advance. It looks for what’s reliable, what holds up, searches for the bit that makes something work and shakes off unhelpful clutter.”

-Derren Brown

In the footsteps of Joseph Rock 重走洛克路

http://drjosephrock.blogspot.com/



In the footsteps of Joseph Rock is the journey of Sydney blogger Michael, following the footsteps of ‘bad-tempered and imperious’ Joseph Rock, who travelled through western Sichuan and the Tibet borderlands in the 1920s to reach Minya Konka, once thought to be the world’s highest mountain.

The writing is superb but the genius is in the photography, placing side-by-side Rock’s photos with Michael’s own equivalents taken 70 years later.”

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone

In memoriam for my dear Mother who died recently…

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message She Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

She was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

W H Auden

Mail Preference Service

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

If you live in the UK and want to stop junk mail being posted to your address then this is the site for you. It’s not 100% effective but it’s better than nothing.

“The Mailing Preference Service (MPS) is a free service set up in 1983 and funded by the direct mail industry to enable consumers to have their names and home addresses in the UK removed from lists used by the industry. It is actively supported by the Royal Mail and all directly involved trade associations and fully supported by The Information Commissioners Office (ICO).”

Google Desktop Download

Google Desktop running on Windows Vista

http://desktop.google.com/?promo=rpp-gds-en-uk-5

The idea of Google knowing what’s on my computer, my complete web history and the content of my emails is sinister. They are not offering this service from any altruistic motive, they are a company that makes money. So what will they do with the information they harvest from my computer? Who can have access to it – commercial organisations or governments? MI5 (British Military Intelligence) and other national security agencies must love this. Despite Google’s assertion that they respect privacy I am not convinced. They have already demonstrated that they will co-operate with totalitarian governments to censor and restrict Internet access to further the interests of their shareholders so basically I don’t trust them.

Update: Google desktop ceased to be in September 2011