
See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Downing_Street
&
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_for_honours
Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes
This week:
AQUARIUS 22 January-19 February
Another Aquarian phase almost over for the year.
And what a spectacular one it was, even allowing for the exploding boiler and that accident involving a pet and a crochet hook.
But time moves on, and so must you.
Lucky Detergent: Shake ‘n’ Vac
Uncle Nolli’s Horoscopes now even more accurate due to extra “Hello Kitty” content, hmmm, nice.
With their snouts firmly in the trough of “New” Labour’s “Big Brother’ ID Card scheme “intellect” the trade association for the UK hi-tech industry has warned opposition parties that it is they who should decide what happens not the electorate.
See:http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/08/davis_spanks_higgins/
http://klassy.stumbleupon.com/
“Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.
And the selfsame well from which your laughter
rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.” – KHALIL GIBRAN
From the pages of Klassy, beauty tinged with a touch of soulful realism.
“The development of a child’s emotional health depends upon parental love:
Children should neither be spoilt nor deprived of love.
Those who lack parental love will grow up to be short-tempered.
Corporal punishment and scolding are not the right way to teach children.
Just as flowers and grass need rain and sunlight, children need an appropriate degree of love and care for healthy bodies and minds.”
Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
Some kill their love when they are young,
And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust,
Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because
The dead so soon grow cold.
Some love too little, some too long,
Some sell, and others buy;
Some do the deed with many tears,
And some without a sigh:
For each man kills the thing he loves,
Yet each man does not die.
From the Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde
http://www.picturesofengland.com/England/West_Yorkshire/Ilkley/Cow_and_Calf_Rocks/pictures4/popup
Tha’s bahn t’catch thi deeath o’cowd
On Ilkla Moor baht ‘at
http://english.cri.cn/2245/2005-7-27/153@261299.htm
泰山
See also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tai
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/24/nrace24.xml
From the page:
“White men with an unusual Yorkshire surname have black African roots, according to a study that shows Britain’s multiracial society dates back hundreds of years earlier than most people realise.
It underlines how the concept of race has no scientific meaning by revealing that a white “Caucasian” man in Leicester has a significant African genetic ancestry, along with a lot of other men with the same rare surname.”
一切反动派都是纸老虎。看起来反动派的样子是可怕的,但是实际上并没有什么了不起的力量。从长远的观点看问题,真正强大的力量不是属于反动派,而是属于人民。
“All reactionaries are paper tigers. In appearance, the reactionaries are terrifying, but in reality they are not so powerful. From a long-term point of view, it is not the reactionaries but the people who are really powerful.” Mao Zedong
http://www.greenflashphotography.com/recent.html
不管白猫、黑猫,逮住老鼠就是好猫。
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/cells/viruses/influenzavirus.html
I am sufering from a little of this at the moment – sniff, cough, wheeze…
http://www.hooky-pubs.co.uk/english_civil_war.htm
“The Reindeer Inn has one of the most interesting and unique histories of all of the pubs in the Hook Norton Brewery tied estate.
It’s strong link with Oliver Cromwell and the English Civil war being one. Also being situated on Parsons Street, a location in days gone by that was the rough end of town and extremely well populated with ladies of the night and the activities that surround them. This was reflected in the name given to the Street at this time and, if repeated here (which I have no intention of doing!) would tell you all you need to know.”
P.S. It was called “Grope ***t Street”
http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/news/article2140271.ece
Professional miserablist, Morrissey invited to pitch for Eurovision.
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
I laughed until I stopped and then some more.
So expect lyrics such as…
“And you have never been in love,
Until you’ve seen the dawn rise,
behind the home for the blind”
… Eurovision 2007, I can’t wait!
http://www.space.com/top10_alienencounters_debunked.html
Ten Alien Encounters Debunked
The following tales of alien encounters are true and by true, I mean false.
Its all lies.
But they’re entertaining lies, and in the end isn’t that the real truth?
The answer is no.
Need help with that New Year’s Resolution?
“Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure!
You might remember me from other helpful videos such as Dig Your Own Grave and Save and Get Confident, Stupid!, but I am here today to tell you about the wonderful new secret of weight loss, proven effective by skinny mimes, sullen baristas, and beanpole beat poets.
Yes, you too can SMOKE YOURSELF THIN and I will show you how!”
http://www.marsgeo.com/Spirit/Top20.htm
Sunset on the Red Planet.
Many thanks to http://captain-da.stumbleupon.com/ for drawing my attention to this site.
Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes
This week:
PISCES 20 February – 20 March
Think those are wildly original ideas you’ve been having lately?
Saturn the planet of Windows XP, is moving into Pisces, the sign of obsolete operating systems.You may be giving yourself too much credit; your alleged powers of independent thought are being steadily eroded by Microsoft cognitive imperialism.
Next time try pencil and paper.
Lucky Operating Systems: Mac OS 8.6 and Ubuntu
http://monopolizten.stumbleupon.com/
Please give a warm Stumbleupon welcome to Monopolizten. A ‘legendary nerd’ who knows his Stenhousemuir from his Elgin City.
From Truman’s farewell address to the nation:
“The greatest part of the President’s job is to make decisions–big ones and small ones, dozens of them almost every day. The papers may circulate around the Government for a while but they finally reach this desk. And then, there’s no place else for them to go.
The President–whoever he is–has to decide.
He can’t pass the buck to anybody.
No one else can do the deciding for him.
That’s his job.”
http://homepage.mac.com/geoduck/Art/Art.html
“You have never been in love,
Until you’ve seen the stars,
reflect in the reservoirs.”