Gemini

Uncle Nolli’s Feng-shui Astral Horoscopes

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Gemini: 22 May-21 June:
As Pluto, wearing only a towelling bathrobe and a wry smile, walks in on
Mercury, who is just out of the shower, you can expect a week of minor but
somehow long-lasting embarassments.
Oops!


Lucky salted snack: Cheesy Wotsits.

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Sagittarius

Uncle Nolli’s Feng-shui Astral Horoscopes

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Sagittarius: 23 November-21 December:


Confusion tomorrow when the tray in your CD player suddenly begins to leak
apple juice. Luckily it’s still under guarantee. And the apple juice will
keep for three days if refrigerated.

Lucky shampoo: Wash & Go 2-in-1.

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