Mrs Cloggy to retrieve Clogiron’s Flat Cap?
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The planned rocket launch to retrieve Cloggy’s cap was cancelled one day before the launch date.

I can exclusively reveal why this happened – the daring Mrs Cloggy has spent the last few days in the tool shed feverishly building her own rocket propulsion pack.

Despite pleas from the Health and Safety Executive, NASA and Air Traffic Control she is determined to go ahead.

We all wish her luck.