Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes

This week:

ARIES 21 March-2O April
Fruit looks set to play a key part in your week, and so does a 60-watt, mini-candelabra-style, screw-in light bulb.
It’s all the fault of Neptune, the planet of healthy living, rising in Aquarius, the sign of irritatingly hard-to-find household goods.

Lucky Pasta Sauce: Red Pesto