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Uncle Nolli’s Astro-Tarot-Feng Shui Horoscopes

This week:

Gemini: 22 May-21 June:

Paving stones and tinned fish look set to play a significant part in your life next Saturday afternoon. That would be the effect of Pluto, the planet of patio redesign, entering Capricorn, the sign of cat food.

Lucky confectionery: Spangles (Olde English flavour)