http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

More NSFW humour from the pages of the Rockall Times

Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/20060203135838/http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html

Update: this is way more offensive than I remember it